(or “pollo chile verde” if you wanna be
a dick about it)
Suggested Listening:
Mogwai – Rano Pano
Robert Johnson – They’re Red Hot
Ulver – I Troldskog Faren Vild
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah – Gimme Some Salt
Suggested Drinking: Grolsch Premium Lager
Buy, grow or steal:
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6 Anaheim or Pablano Peppers
- About 1/3 a produce bag worth of tomatillos
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Half a large onion, diced
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4-5 garlic cloves minced Goodfellas style
- One handful of fresh cilantro
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4 Chicken breasts, on the bone
- Sugar, ground cumin, pepper and coarse salt
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2 cans of chicken broth
- 3 Tbsp ReaLime
- A slow cooker
....So I’ve made this one a couple times, and I'm not sure if I return to it because it's just that good, or if it’s because I think it’s kind of badass to do your own oven roasted peppers…
What I do know is that it’s a bitch dealing with the tomatillos. They’re a bitch to find. When you do find them, it’s a bitch to find good ones AND they’re a bitch to prep. If you have a decent grocer and you can afford to be picky , I find medium to smallish is better than large (insert penis joke here).
Alright, screw leaving the best til last, lets roast them peppers! Grab a baking tray, brush the peppers with the oil, and toss them under the broiler. Vegetable oil does better under a broiler than olive oil which can cause some smoke.
We want them to be a solid brown, so keep an eye on them and
turn ‘em with tongs when necessary.
Don’t worry about overdoing it – under-roasting them is bad news later
on. When they’re done, throw them straight into a
bowl, seal it up with saran wrap and set that shit aside. We want it to get sweatier than a Turkish steambath in there. Thats gonna help them peeel...
Now lets get to those dirty effing tomatillos. Start by peeling the husks. They are sticky like a bastard under there. If the husk won’t come clean, get it under the warm water. Once you got them rid of husks and goo, cut them up. I section them like you would an apple, but hey – you do what you feel. Throw them in the crockpot.
I’ll assume the tomatillos took you 20 minutes. If they didn’t, you (or more likely…. your grocer) are (is) awesome – and I hate you. Go watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl7_x8kmqOk
til the peppers are ready.
Ok. Grab the peppers and pull the skins off. If you didn’t mess up your roast job, they should be practically falling off. If not, lesson learned. When you’re done, pull the stems out, slice them, lay them out flat, and scrape the rest of the guts out with the blunt side of a knife. Chop ‘em up.
Throw the onion and garlic into the pot. Cover them with a liberal dusting of cumin. Sprinkle with the sugar and salt. And now the peppers.
Pull the skin off those chicken breasts, cover them in salt and pepper and lay them in the pot bone side up. Chop up the cilantro (and don’t toss the stems, that’s the flavour!!) and get it in that pot, chased with the broth. Set it to lo. It's gonna start smelling good - keep your greasy mitts off that siren of a lid for 5-6 hours.
Once she's all stewed up, shred the chicken, toss the bones,
stir in some lime juice, and she’s ready to go (insert momma joke here). Serve with some rice, top with feta and
some fresh cilantro!!
As for how many ballsacks out of 10 this gets, that will be for the crabby ho herself to decide, but I will say I shed a tear when the crockpot runs dry. I will add that the peppers used here are very mild, if you want some heat, dice up some jalapenos and throw them in in the last hour or so.
-aitch.
As for how many ballsacks out of 10 this gets, that will be for the crabby ho herself to decide, but I will say I shed a tear when the crockpot runs dry. I will add that the peppers used here are very mild, if you want some heat, dice up some jalapenos and throw them in in the last hour or so.
-aitch.